Personal Accountability Fitness Coach – The Guy Who Eats Pizza & Brownies 3x Per Week
South Kensington, London
Mr
“Abs Are Made in the Kitchen” is BULLSH*T – Here’s Proof
Tired of fitness “experts” telling you to cut out everything you love?
I eat Lidl brownies and 2 pizza slices after EVERY workout (3x per week) and here are my results.
My Story:
I was “skinny fat” – pot belly protruding under any clothes. Tried “clean eating,” tried cutting carbs, tried all the diet fads. Nothing worked.
Then I discovered the real secret: TRAIN DAMN HARD.
I finish every workout completely destroyed (20kg weighted knee raises, 3 sets, 10 reps). Then I walk straight to Lidl bakery and earn my treats.
Three wholesome meals a day, for example: rice, beef, vegetables, yoghurt. No weird restrictions. No keto. No starvation.
Result: Best physique of my life in 3 months.
What You Get:
1. Daily accountability check-ins (we’ll pivot if something’s not working)
2. Weekly progress reviews
3. A coach who understands you want to enjoy life AND look amazing
4. The REAL method that works (it’s not what you think)
Who This Works For:
– People who’ve tried every diet and failed
– Anyone tired of choosing between results and enjoying food
– Those ready to train hard instead of starving themselves
Price: £20/week (this WILL go up to £80/week after 10 clients)
FREE 15-minute call to discuss your goals and see if you’re ready to train like you mean it.
Message me with:
a) Your name & number
b) Why you’re ready to try a different approach
c) One food you refuse to give up forever
Limited spots available – I only work with people who are serious about training hard.
P.S. £5 off if you share with a friend OR post on Instagram and tag @abs_or_refund


